BEST MEDICINEBEST MEDICINE has long be known to be a good giggle. Promise, you won't be disappointed!
All the cracksIn the current downturn state departments have been concerned at the indecent profits being declared by the quacks. So they weighed in with a new austerity package but....The acupuncturists completely missed the point. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Chiropractors had a crack at it whilst the Homoeopaths were disappointed at the diluted package. The ENT people thought it all smelled a bit fishy and the Dietitians couldn't stomach one bit of it. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea dreadfully shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!' The Physiotherapist decided they had better muscle in on the act whilst the Orthopods certainly felt that they had a bone to pick with the Minister in charge. The Pulmonologists were left quite breathless by their audacity. The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea quite mad, while the Radiologists said they could see right through it. Rheumatologist were just a bit stiff about the whole affair, but the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists said it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons declared: "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Naturopaths felt sure that it would lead to a whole new less-pleasing lifestyle. The Podiatrists thought on the other hand that, for them, it was a giant step forward, but the Urologists were totally pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes on Capitol Hill.
And in South Africa ...
NUITRITIONAL VALUE OF MUSHROOMS
HYALINE CARTILAGEThird best medicine, and best chiropractic is make sure the hyaline cartilage in your body is being well fed. It has no blood supply of its own, so fixations in the joint that reduce the free flow of synovial fluid in the joints causes arthritis, and quite quickly. In white mice it starts in 13 hours.Good nutritional support is important too. Chicken bones bouillon and fish oil health benefits have been proven to help with arthritis and hyaline cartilage ...
EXERCISE CLASS BENEFITS ARTHRITISFourth best medicine and second best chiropractic is to keep in motion. Oodles of research now showing that exercise, be it walking, cycling, swimming ... all sports have enormous benefits, and couch potatoes die a lot sooner, and suffer more pain.
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